A DAY AT THE SALON
I'm off to the doggy salon to get pampered and spoiled today.
All my doggy smell will be gone, my mum says she likes it better that way.
I will be fluffed and get a dematt,
not sure if i will love that.
But then i will be loving, that warm bubble bath.
My groomer will trim me all up, in a perfect little pup cut.
She will trim my nails and my feet so i don't slide away on the floor.
I will get a mist of scent that is so sweet, a scent called pup-o-dejur.
I will thank my mum for a wonderful day.
I will try but i don't think i will stay this way.
But it was great.
So i will go back.
And my new groomer will keep me on the right track.​

DOG GROOMER FACTS

WE CARE
About every dog we groom, every dog we meet, hear stories about, or see pictures of.
WE INVEST IN OUR CRAFT
We invest time ,money ,sweat and tears into grooming.  It is our passion and we invest all of ourselves into it.
WE CRY
We cry when we get to help a matted dog. We cry when your pets get older and when they pass on. We fall in love with your pets and they find a special place in our hearts.
WE NOTICE THINGS
We notice your dogs new aches and pains. We notice things you may not because it is a gradual change that may not be obvious. Most groomers have saved a life by noticing a change and letting you know
HOW TO WALK A HUMAN
Humans need exercise, if they do not get it, they get out of shape. Its up to you to save them
  1. Allow your human to tether themselves to you. This keeps them from wandering off or running away.
  2. Your human will probably need breaks, be considerate and stop and sniff often.
  3. Bark frequently, humans have short attention spans.
  4. When you go to the bathroom, walk away. If you have trained your human correctly, they will pick it up. It is good aerobics.
  5. Periodically drag your human as fast as you can, this is called interval training.
  6. Do not allow your human to shorten the walk. They are being lazy. Sit in protest if you must.
  7. Once you return home allow your human to remove the tether, then lick their face many times. This is  positive reinforcement for a job well done.
WHY IT COSTS MORE TO GET YOUR PET GROOMED THAN YOUR OWN HAIR.
Your haircut does not include a manicure or pedicure.
You don't go 8 weeks without washing your hair.
You do not bite or scratch your hairdresser.
You sit still for your hairdresser.
Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
​The likelihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is slim.
A DOG DOESN'T CARE

A dog does not care if you are rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He does not care if you are not smart, not popular, not a good joke teller, not the best athlete, nor the best looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and only will he not scold you,
but he will make a fool of himself too!